I’m on maternity leave, so I can’t cancel my classes, nor can I withhold my labor since my labor = breastfeeding my preemie daughter. Instead my vagenda for today includes not buying anything, making a donation to Planned Parenthood, and calling my representatives to yell at them or thank them. And I’m representing by…

only the drug addict one that’s banging the dead one’s wife....and he isn’t as hot.

Yeah, because young Joe (why’m I lying, old Joe too) can GET it. ;)

Yeah, but he looks like the busted clone of his brother, god rest his soul.

As soon as I saw an article about this pop up on Twitter, my first thought was, “I want to fuck Tim Kaine’s son.” So yes.

Yes. I feel like I should qualify this by saying that I would probably be very drunk, but I know that’s not true.

As opposed to waiting until he falls asleep? What the hell is going with you Millennials?

You just know he showers once a week and smells of sweat and patchouli oil, so my answer is yes, I’d bang the shit out of him. But in your bed.

I love that no one made the actual poll. It’s so right for some reason.

Him? No. Young Tim Kaine? Ayuuuup.

I would.

Tom Scocca: Who is Mary Kill and why does everyone talk about fucking her

Would you have sex with Tim Kaine’s son?

Politics has nothing to do with hating hearing about Tebow, or hating that Tebow gets a free ride to suck ass at baseball, taking roster spots from countless other minor league actual-baseball-players just so whatever franchise can sell some jerseys and tickets to Tebow sheep.

You people said this shit about Sarah Palin too. “Why do liberals have so much vitriol for her?” It’s apparently impossible for you to realize we just really, really like making fun of clownfrauds.

In this case, nobody would have cared about Tebow ever again if he just stayed an SEC Network commentator, which he’s…

I think you can be both, but the concept of traditional marriage is pretty inherently “non-feminist”.

Same. Although she had a point to be made about Beyonce and Capitalism, but we’re not allowed to talk about that so.....

yeah.

Tell me this was on a fictitious sitcom because no one can be that daft.

I’m personally sick of cutesy, swallow, self-centered feminism. And I’m really sick of reactionary feminism that is hysterical over dumb things (i.e. I just watched a bunch of women screaming at a Twitter ad about how binge drinking affects women’s health and they called it victim blaming. Um, they aren’t talking…