Oh GOD I still get chills from his vocals on Where Did You Sleep Last Night. So good.

This was my exact experience. Couldn’t have said it any better.

And that’s how things changed.

Just like how we all live in The Inner City (TM).

You ask this with a surprised tone. The answer is yes. He really does think all black people know each other. Also, they all look alike to him, too.

on the same inner city Chicago street *in hell*

Mindblowing. I’m of course referring to the part where I found out that random black reporters can’t set up meetings with the Congressional Black Caucus. I thought all “the blacks” live on the same inner city Chicago street.

50% of this country is also dumber than the other 50% of this country.

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

Does... he think all black people know one another?

“there’s ever been a president elected who in this short period of time has done what we’ve done.”

Yeah but you can order Papa John’s online, pay and tip ahead of time and not actually have to talk to a living human being.

Came here for this. Wasn’t disappointed.

i agree your sentiment, there is better pizza out there, but even shitty pizza still tastes good.

Well I wanted to eat my heart shaped pizza before my I had explosive diarrhea

There are many better pizza joints downtown but Pizza Hut and Domino’s are the only ones brave enough to deliver in the hood, before 6 p.m. only.

Yup. Exactly. I could drive a boat show through the plot holes in this “story”.

It’s possible that she was using a landline, but you’re overlooking the fact that the creepy guy would’ve had to guess that she’s using a landline instead of her cell phone and then listen in on it. Nobody, not even a weird creepy torture murder guy, would think to do that in this day and age.

Isn’t this basically just a slightly updated version of “the call is coming from inside the house?”

And then she bought a wedding dress, but it was covered in formaldehyde, and all her skin melted off, and then spiders . . .