take your hetero lover in the am and your queer lover in the pm?

no, he’s gay 182 days a year

Yeah, I totally get that the congress is full of obstructionist conservatives right now. However, I think Trump means there will be a lot of down ballot losses at the local level.

Well two important things happen at the federal level:

I’m sorry, what?

Have you ever ordered pizza with something like broccoli on it? Lord, its terrible. Sausage 4 lyfe.

I managed a campaign in Eastern Delco 8 years ago, avoid the area if you can.

except with way more meth trailors

There’s more than one of us, that’s shit beer (Bucks County born and bread)

Turkey Hill is just our third ranked convenience store. obviously WaWa is #1.

Like, it had to be yeungling, no miller lite for pennsylvanians

clearly we do....did you read this?

Here is eastern PA they love to cross roads in single file lines of 30, i hate those things. The only thing worse than the infestation of geese in my town is that about 50 vultures have taken residence here.

Apparently under craigslist gigs

I’ve had a drink here and there....unfortunately I would want more with this recipe so I must abstain!

Congrats and today is the perfect day to make the frose and then pretend you actually took the pregnancy test tomorrow. This is what I did for my company holiday party.

I’m due the 17th but for some reason I decided I’m probably really going to have the baby on the 28th. We will have earned our frose’, cheers!

Or age....I had a friend in NYC who tried to use a matchmaker...the matchmaker would only work with her if she accepted that she would have to date, at minimum, a man 15 years older than her.

A jerk who is pretending to be a woman’s friend to bone her. There.

me too.....end of august is still frose season, right?