Good Luck!!!

Word but some of these people live within blocks of the convention. But they have to get hotels rather than just walking from home.

So a few of my friends have been elected as delegates to the convention, they live in Philly and Lower Bucks County respectively....the DNC is forcing them to stay in hotels so they are fundraising! UGH

Sheeple. robot. affluent white feminist.

As long as we remember that mothers are usually the witches, we don’t need to think critically about anything!

Yes, if you live outside of Center City Philadelphia is pretty damn hard to get amazing gelato. Hell I moved 25 miles north and I can’t find squat. However, I can find a delicious vanilla soft serve cone with rainbow JIMMIES anywhere. (A special shout out to Rita’s custard because they have a vanilla/orange custard…

He literally just survived brain cancer this past year, he’s often in the news.

Oh yeah, my local facebook group is just like that. Some woman had someone use her driveway to turn around and pulled too far up, people were convinced they were heroin addicts.

I loved Bradlees

I used OKcupid on and off for 6 years until I met my husband on it. I could give them some pointers on things that actually matter more than “kinky nerds” like if someone wants to have a kid or not.

I wasn’t a runner, my mom just decided the toy aisle was my babysitter and would just leave me. I would usually wonder around Kmart or Bradlees for 20 minutes and just run into her.

my mom would lose me in literally every store we went to in the 80s....today she would have a million change.org petitions calling on CPS to take me away.

All I could think when I saw the outrage is that we call little black boys who are unarmed and killed by cops “animals” and when a little black boy is in danger of a real animal, we are outraged the animal is killed. I think this shit is way more racist than anyone is talking about.

sending back his dinner 3 times!

Watch a Louis CK standup with your dad, laugh awkwardly while he describes a pitiful handjob he got from his wife.

It was a debit card. I work in tech so I think people want to use the newest hippest things just to do it.

It looks like 2001 was peak-Julia coming in at number 27. In 1981 is was number 88.

wow, I never though about that! I think it hit popularity in the mid-late 90s

I’m a 35 year old Julia so I never knew other Julias growing up. Now every cashier at a CVS is a Julia. I came about 15 years too early...

I mean, it literally took her 10 seconds. I wouldn’t call it a burden. However it would be a burden on me to download a new app and put in payment info.