That is the definition of trifling

QUEEN

Whoah, Lady GaGa...what ever happened to her?

Whose backyard do you suggest I get married in? I didn’t know we all had large backyards just at our disposal.

Whoah, WASPs are not Catholics by definition

Yes, once she said her abusive boyfriend was a mime I started questioning everything....

I was a Phi Mu in the north, I am blonde but we weren’t all blondes! Alpha Phi was definitely the blond sorority on my campus though, well blond and skinny sorority.

Its Alabama

I know my standard gift is $200 for myself and my guest...because of where we live but seriously, if people don’t give you what you expect, there is no reason to hold a grudge!

sorry kinja’d

Yes-my cousin. Btw I was in her wedding and despite being broke, threw her a bridal shower, gave her a gift and said shower and still handed her cash...thank god I did because she kept a list of everyone and what they gave her and would complain about the cheapskates who only gifted her $50 for months after.

I’ve sort of puked on my fiancee’s penis. For many years I didn’t swallow because I was totally afraid I would puke on the dick because of it, then I got over the fear. SO early in our relationship, I was orally pleasuring him and in the last moment he got so excited that he grabbed my head and sort of forced me down…

true but the indian americans I know who’ve gotten married, their weddings are in the 6 figures....i guess I will take my measely rustic american wedding.

I tried on one big puffy gown and was like NO then ordered a dress on sale at BHLDN, got it two days later and its great.

my coworker’s wife sells old jewelry and she started a monthly market with her aunt, he was explaining it to me and said “It’s like a flea market except more curated.”

CURATE IT ALL

us too, this is a great tip!

God I love Samantha Bee so much

so fucking good

BUT MY NAME IS MELISSA RILEY SMITH.....(weeps silently in the corner)