yes you are absolutely correct. I hope you are planning the best way for you to remove yourself from the abuse.

Yeah it seems like the conventional wisdom about marriage, that people sooo love to write about is that 50% of the times its an awful struggle...maybe only people who aren’t happily married write about it?

yeah it looked like the same guy in Times Square

is it the same guy every time?

we also don’t have those....

but there’s no golden corrals in the area! WHAT AM I TO DO INSTEAD??? DENNY’S????

our food truck is serving us buffet style

our food truck is serving us buffet style

I am using food trucks because its fun and to cut the expense....I am still spending $55 a head....we can’t win with this!

yes they sure do....its pretty amazing that you can buy a shirt for $35...wear it ten times then sell it for $40 on ebay.

There was a whole batch of their leggings that were shear and they had to pull them. None of the pants I own are part of that batch and cover my butthole just fine, thanks.

I am not concerned with showing off my figure while working out (or really, anytime), tight clothes help to wick sweat...however I am concerned with big holes on my butt cheek.

I pretty much hate American Apparel as a non-thin person...also aren’t all their leggings cotton?

Well I never tried Nikes....I tried lulus and they worked and I am still wearing the same 4 pairs I bought 4 years ago, so I’m cool.

I haven’t tried all pants because I don’t have an unlimited pant budget. I found lulus and they worked. Truthfully I haven’t bought a new pair in years because these ones still hold up.

I will answer for myself: because their pants don’t get holes in the ass. That’s it. Because I can wear their pants when I work out and they won’t expose my ass. I know, I deserve to be mocked.

I was in a wedding where we took group photos in a funeral home

I hope your said you vows right in front of soap lady

you WON her.....she wouldn’t be a trophy if you weren’t #WINNING

If you are shopping for $12.99 tees at Target....you’re probably not a trophy wife.