“I believe that I am so much smarter than I’m portrayed.”

I mean it in the nicest way!

Feminism, Terry Richardson Style

I had almost forgotten about these two. No, that’s not Iggy Azalea. Am I the only one who thinks they look similarly?

Remember when he dated Jennifer Lopez?

Ah Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Beniffers of our lives.

Oh, it’s cute when a seal does it. But when I do it, it’s, “Ma’am, could you please put on some pants? You’re creating a disturbance. The putt-putt course is for everyone.”

That nasty smell left on your hands when you’ve been using plastic coated gardening tools all day and came across some cat shit.

Mom?

I’m just glad they didn’t make a $0.77 bill for the woman.

Princess (now Queen ) Elizabeth during WWII

I heard she was identifying as a dickbag when she sued them.

What does he smell like though?

city high you just killed me with nostalgia

I REALLY hope there’s a new trend in Hollywood of A-List actors doing Lifetime movies for fun. My whole life has been leading up to seeing Meryl Streep and Denzel Washington in a remake of Crimes of Passion: She Woke Up Pregnant.

I am 5’5.5. Kit’s eyes are flush with mine although he is leaning slightly. I’d say 5’6 and not a half-inch taller. (P.S. He is a genuine and lovely fellow. Also, he smells really good.)

I met him a few times in Toronto and he was roughly... I want to say 5’5” with brown eyes, smile like the sunrise. But in all seriousness, 5’6” at the very tallest.