I remember when I was in elementary school I saw a man get kicked in the balls on TV and it looked fun soooo I decided to try it...over and over again. I lost a lot of recess privileges but I gained so much more.

I can’t wait to refer to my vagine as Cloyster (aka #91: haunted vagina)

Pretty sure Mercedes was in an Applebees or Chili’s commercial?

I hope this is finally America’s Next Top Best Friend!!!

EXCUSE ME Nicole Miller models online for Forever21

BEARS LOVE THIS SHIT

yes, I think it was called Psychic Kids! I met a medium that knew Chip...he read my aura and told me I had a guardian angel...and also told me I opened a portal while I was using the ouija at my sister’s house and I never closed it. WHOOPS. Accidents will happen! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

NO WAY, Chip was the best medium in the world

HAHA! Closest I can get to going undercover and banging Ian Doyle

Because it’s the closest I can get to being Emily Prentiss

Nia’s death drop has earned her all the awards in my eyes

As long as her mom isn’t around!!!

Preach on it, I’m tired of Abby pigeonholing her!

I have been waiting for this for years

I think it’s usually only 10 episodes though

I loled at this. I hope I have an opportunity to use it someday. Then and only then will season two be worth it.

The highest praise to the men who actually want their kids.

I’m only contracted with Hannah Montana unfortunately :(

In the immortal words of Hannah Montana, “everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days, everybody knows wha-what I’m talkin bout, everybody gets that way! NOBODY’S PERFECT!” ::somersaults out of comments section::