When I was in middle school a male ‘friend’ was being really mean to my (then and current) bestie. I had just arrived on scene as he was giving her some serious lip. He’d been kinda nasty to her before and she was just fucking done with his verbal bullying. So she gave him a swift kick to the groin. He dropped to the…

Your post is all over the place, but first, let’s concentrate on the “history” comment.

I don't feel remotely guilty for being white, I just understand how racism works. The amount of outrage you put into one very long comment over the fact that I don't think non-white people complaining about white people is an issue was pretty impressive though.

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

lowercase letters are a liberal construct

I was reading an article on Gawker about some guy being outed and then the next day I went to read it again and the post had disappeared and then the editor of Gawker was gone.

That’s because kids smoke the e cigarettes today, Roberto, and thus the lines “I’ve got one hand in my pocket, and the other one’s flicking a cigarette” do not properly resonate with them as they did with angsty 13 year old Mori.

NICK IS SPENCER PRATT!!!

I would be so down for a Stenberg/Blanchard presidential ticket. or a superhero movie. or both.

“I took the liberty of ironing your homework!”

Ugh those 1% bears with their swimming pools.

If the little brat had put her toys away, the bear wouldn’t be eating her Bubble Guppy car...

“I can’t! My father’s a dockworker!” will now be my stock response to all even mildly awkward or annoying suggestions from friends, coworkers, lady cops, etc.

And the closest my husband can get to banging JJ!

The big A always gives Nia a “particular” type of role, as if she has to be a tough victim or something. Just give her solos that will give her a chance to expand like the others.

Man, me too. I <3 Huckabees is on of my faves and is SO underrated IMO.

I would watch that in a heartbeat! Mack is so cute!