(jaw drops)

Ray J also had his Top 8 in Kim.

She doesn’t have to be smart to be bae I can be smart enough for the both of us even though I am also not actually very smart.

Yes but that’s not what equality means, though. Equality would be putting the black cast members on the cover of a mainstream magazine like, say, Rolling Stone. Instead of only on the cover of a magazine specifically published for and marketed to black women. Even just speaking in terms of magazine covers, when we’ve…

If Kate Moss called me a basic bitch I’d get it emblazoned on a t-shirt and proudly tell everyone the back story at every opportunity.

I have a bad feeling about this too. If I left the house without my makeup, you should report me dead.

It’s almost like there should be a reality show.... “My Big Fat Greek Mishap”

I saw him out on a run in Vancouver (we were both running) just after Friday Night Lights ended. As my brain was like "oh shit, be cool" I definitely fucking tripped over my own feet and almost wiped out on the path in front of him, exactly like something out of a bad high school movie/my nightmares. He was so pretty…

I would be so happy if Taylor Kitsch and Rachel McAdams were an item. THEY BOTH DESERVE TO BE HAPPY AND BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER.

Catch a dick. Catch a bunch at once!

Use these to blow your nose when you catch a dick

The answer is always, “Yes. Thank you.”

“Oh, can we hold this plastic dick over your head? “

judging by the rest of NBC’s programming lineup, this interview will be for a job as the host of the new NBC reality TV program, “So You Think You Can Get Away With Murder?”

I never laugh at comments but all of yours in this thread has me full on side splitting laughter. That didn’t make sense but I’m too busy laughing to correct it.

This reminds me of those times that Lady Gaga was hanging out with Britney and Rihanna.

or just because.