- Gendry Baratheon - still rowing

A handy cut-out-and-keep guide for where everyone is when the start of season 6 rolls around
- Jon Snow - dead. Don’t give me any of that “OR IS HE?” nonsense, the actor has had a haircut
- Stannis Baratheon - looks pretty dead. Last seen about to taste the end of Oathkeeper with no rescue in sight
- Arya Stark - has…

“Read this one weird trick your doctors don’t want you to know about.”

(jaw drops)

Ray J also had his Top 8 in Kim.

She doesn’t have to be smart to be bae I can be smart enough for the both of us even though I am also not actually very smart.

Yes but that’s not what equality means, though. Equality would be putting the black cast members on the cover of a mainstream magazine like, say, Rolling Stone. Instead of only on the cover of a magazine specifically published for and marketed to black women. Even just speaking in terms of magazine covers, when we’ve…

I wish. Can you imagine the health benefits of being an ice zombie? Practically immortal and no need for health benefits because your dead.

What are you, his campaign manager? ;-)

If Kate Moss called me a basic bitch I’d get it emblazoned on a t-shirt and proudly tell everyone the back story at every opportunity.

I have a bad feeling about this too. If I left the house without my makeup, you should report me dead.

It’s almost like there should be a reality show.... “My Big Fat Greek Mishap”

I saw him out on a run in Vancouver (we were both running) just after Friday Night Lights ended. As my brain was like "oh shit, be cool" I definitely fucking tripped over my own feet and almost wiped out on the path in front of him, exactly like something out of a bad high school movie/my nightmares. He was so pretty…

I would be so happy if Taylor Kitsch and Rachel McAdams were an item. THEY BOTH DESERVE TO BE HAPPY AND BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER.

Catch a dick. Catch a bunch at once!

Use these to blow your nose when you catch a dick

The answer is always, “Yes. Thank you.”

“Oh, can we hold this plastic dick over your head? “

judging by the rest of NBC’s programming lineup, this interview will be for a job as the host of the new NBC reality TV program, “So You Think You Can Get Away With Murder?”