idc idc idc this looks hilariously pointless and I can’t wait to watch the shit out of it.

How can you dress “as” a baby if it’s been proven you are one?

As my friend posted to my fb earlier:

I BIND YOU, SONY, FROM DOING HARM. HARM AGAINST OUR TEENAGE SELVES AND HARM AGAINST YOURSELF.

it’s not even shade. it’s pure starless night.

Hey Bud Light, it’s your shitty beer that’s supposed to be absolutely tasteless, not your advertising!

She replied, “Honey, if this is the worse thing to happen to be today, then I’ve got a pretty good life.”

Edit: My faith in humanity meter is now in double positive digits after I went and got two slices of greasy, cheesey, pepperoni-y mana masquarding as pizza. Guys, I think we’re all gonna be okay. Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

karma for stealing kate becksinsale in 1941

but they have all died.

Common giving me serious Drake vibes in this video.

That’s exactly the type of negativity my personal guru has been telling me to avoid.

Someone needs to put that hag...

Jaden and I are not concerned with trivial things like grammar. There are only so many hours in the day and these quantum orgone crystals aren’t going to manifest themselves.

It’s not that hard to reconcile.

I'm still on the bae train...I can't keep up!