I never laugh at comments but all of yours in this thread has me full on side splitting laughter. That didn’t make sense but I’m too busy laughing to correct it.

This reminds me of those times that Lady Gaga was hanging out with Britney and Rihanna.

Vampires don’t age physically though. At least they don’t in modern interpretations, dunno about old school vampires. So, why would the baby age rapidly (aside from the plot point to make fur boy fall in love with a toddler)? Also, if a vampire isn’t alive how can their sperm be?

No, it's Becky.

No, it’s real.

or just because.

brb never sleeping ever again

idc idc idc this looks hilariously pointless and I can’t wait to watch the shit out of it.

How can you dress “as” a baby if it’s been proven you are one?

As my friend posted to my fb earlier:

I BIND YOU, SONY, FROM DOING HARM. HARM AGAINST OUR TEENAGE SELVES AND HARM AGAINST YOURSELF.

it’s not even shade. it’s pure starless night.

Hey Bud Light, it’s your shitty beer that’s supposed to be absolutely tasteless, not your advertising!

She replied, “Honey, if this is the worse thing to happen to be today, then I’ve got a pretty good life.”

Edit: My faith in humanity meter is now in double positive digits after I went and got two slices of greasy, cheesey, pepperoni-y mana masquarding as pizza. Guys, I think we’re all gonna be okay. Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

I'm still on the bae train...I can't keep up!