No amount of advertising that makes me feel good about myself would make me want to spend money. They should just show the product as a cute cartoon saying "you can afford me and still afford that jumbo of bottle of wine...while you watch Misty Copeland guest judge SYTYCD on Wednesdays" and then a coy wink.

But why

Can that purse even FIT her stack of benjamins?

True, they could be Stalin, grad they took care of it swiftly.

I just hope this doesn't Schindler Mcdonald's sales.

Yeah, I've gone to like 7-8 professional trainings. I'm glad it shows!

She walks on a cloud at all times. It's small but it's there.

Ugh. I bet he's on the fence about all the important issues too. FLIP FLOPPER!

I've been looking for a reason to use this one so whatever

I learned to NEVER hang out with the Blue Twirlypops. Boy, were they annoying.

Absofuckinglutely. You can order it on Amazon. My...friend...told me.

More like NUDEZDAYYYYY!!! UP TOP!

Try again girls...THIS is silly

Not the cream of the crop by a long shot

Hay! Saddle up and throw your hat in the ring in the spur of the moment! Don't be so sheepish.

DID I EVER!!!!!!!! I did this as I watched season 2 of Pokemon on Netflix for 4 hours straight. My brother and I used to have to rent a system from Blockbuster to play :( DESPERATION

I was just shopping for a Pikachu Nintendo 64 yesterday to play Pokemon snap more authentically!

Damn neighsayers, don't have a cow over it.

We be on our suit and tie, suit and tie, suit and tie

Don't freak out guys...but Brenna's dad has a GUN for a hand.