JujyMonkey: unstable genius

6/19/19

You’re familiar with my work here. Just a callback to that disgusting anecdote from this disgusting family

6/19/19

Trump will endorse SHS by torturing a dog to death in her honor.

6/18/19

But McConnell’s most baffling justification of his anti-reparations stance was, “we elected an African-American president.”

6/18/19

Get in arguments with students on the dorm floor and in the quad about how free speech should be abolished — his reasoning being that not everyone had valid opinions to be shared.

6/18/19

DonJr is a complete tool with a face that begs for a fist.

6/18/19

describing the plans as being on a “different scale”

6/18/19

Carlson, whose face is perpetually frozen in a state between concern and confusion

6/18/19

Mitch, the only thing bent out of shape is your geriatric dick.

6/17/19

I use them and I’m in NYC. They make pickled jalapenos too.!

6/17/19

6/17/19

The only thing Jared’s not capable of fucking up is when Ivanka is on top

6/17/19

Trump: “I hope they get it, because it’s a fantastic financial statement,”

6/14/19

I’m shocked. This is my shocked face

6/14/19

Louise Linton is the main reason I feel good about all the guillotine stock I bought back in January 2017

6/14/19

It’s pretty sad that a federal law needs to be updated to read “Not Shitposting”

6/14/19

God, I was convinced that when he hugged the flag and made that simpleton face while doing it at the debates, I was convinced that, of all things. would lose him the election, because nobody that fucking stupid, and stupid looking could ever be elected POTUS.

6/14/19

When the ABC host countered that he didn’t answer questions about possible obstruction of justice, Trump fired back: “Look, George, you’re being a little wise guy, which is typical for you, just so you understand.”

6/12/19

He’s not. Cunning implies some degree of intelligence guile. He’s an open fucking book who knows how to whip up the mouth breathers who constitute his base. After that, he’s got nada.. as a politician, he’s a useful idiot and nothing more.McConnell is cunning and smart. That’s why he’s the one who will pervert this…

6/12/19

a visibly agitated Ocasio-Cortez said.

6/12/19

The president’s move to deny lawmakers access to the material comes the same day as the House Oversight Committee is set to vote on holding Attorney General William Barr and Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross in contempt for failing to comply with a congressional subpoena to turn over the documents.