What do you think Trump’s breath smells like? Bad, I know, but there’s different types of bad i.e coffee breath. His has got to be repulsive.

“Those who do not learn history, are doomed to repeat it.” Considering Trump has never voluntarily cracked a fuckin’ book in his entire, misbegotten life, this quote seems tragically on the money

“I made a poop this big when I was tweeting this morning. Many people are saying this”

Eh, Not surprised. TMZ is, and has always been, a garbage fire. Ignore all of their stupidity.

“A jury in the case of an Arizona immigration activist on trial for helping undocumented migrants survive in the desert was deadlocked and unable to reach a verdict on his guilt yesterday.”

Reverse Chamberlain is a terrible sex position

Don’t make him mad, guys or else we’ll be on:

It’s a metaphor. Trump is a cancer to democracy. 

In Lindsey’s case the “getting it” should be a fist to his face.

I wish I had no clue who you are, either. Truth hurts, Donny

Garlic mashed potatoes have taste.

Just saw it last night. I enjoyed it. Will watch.

for stealing Pepe the Frog, I can only hope Alex Jones comes down with genital warts

“I have been briefed on the helicopter crash in New York City.”

I call soup a liquid sandwich.

How’d you manage the guardianship? Did you need to have her medically evaluated? My wife & I have retained a lawyer, but because my Mom “presents” very well, it feels very difficult. She kept mentioning that she’d kill herself if things got “too” out of hand and I had the police go to her house for a wellness check…

I’m not following you here- who’s the group and why are they trying to manipulate your mother against you? My mom has what appears to be early stage dementia and she’s been conned out of a LOT of her money

borderline.

Everything Trump touches dies; Casinos, Airlines, steaks, football teams, etc. Why would a tree escape a similar fate.

If only the entire Trump family tree would suffer such a fate