seconded.

I’m starting to think that this Kushner kid is a bit on the corrupt side.

“Tenk you, veddy much!”

I’m surprised he didn’t want to go to Uranus

I’m a little ashamed  that this made me laugh that hard.....aw, who am I kidding!

Remember when Trump was at the Holocaust Museum and what he wrote?

Trump’s wall needs to look more like this to be pretty enough, amirite?

Ted’ds beard makes his head look like an under-watered chia pet left too long in direct sunlight.

I will laugh and cheer the day Trump finally rides in a funeral home limousine 

he could simply re-purpose one of his ties, no?

But what about Mommy Shark?

Why is nobody addressing the hat? I thought it was photoshop!

In England, the pussy grabs Trump

London part of trip is going really well. The Queen and the entire Royal family have been fantastic. The relationship with the United Kingdom is very strong. Tremendous crowds of well wishers and people that love our Country. Haven’t seen any protests yet,

Thanks! I just ran out of Ipecac

Chao reportedly “extended her connections in China,” receiving awards and accolades that went undisclosed in her confirmation hearing. (The Department of Transportation spokesperson called this “an oversight.”)

Short loser is what Trump calls his dick

Ok, but what about the pile of shit underneath the hair? Can’t fix that.

she went all in, and criticized Fox News to the point where moderator Chris Wallace got angry enough to cut in and ask her to be “polite.”

The size thing is simply Trump projecting. But’s about the size of his own dick.