The size thing is simply Trump projecting. But’s about the size of his own dick.

Pay no attention to BarsckaObama. He’s Tomatoface and the Scott Adams of Splinter.

I have a good idea for Scott Adams; he can go fuck himself!

Created by Canadian airline Cargojet, the company believes the $200 million “behemoth” will “more than pay for itself” as a high altitude billboard.

“In related news, Trump has a new proposal in the works that would crack down even more on Central Americans who hope to seek asylum in the U.S. The proposal would “prohibit migrants from seeking asylum if they have resided in a country other than their own before coming to the U.S.”

I have it on good authority that the pilot’s name is Richard Wang.

“I wanna feel this guy’s muscles,” Trump said.

Is there a word in German that is more descriptive than “despicable?” They seem to have a very descriptive lexicon. Because this guy is beyond despicable.

Oh, do shut up with your condescending nonsense.

such a good song, tho.

Wait until he learns the there’s a NEW Mexico!

More like one hit blunder

Regardless of his creepy behavior, who the fuck would be interested in going to see Moby on his book tour? The guy hasn’t been relevant in 20 years; he was barely interesting then.

Is it Pete Davidson?

Apparently Donald is the Yin to Cindy’s Yang.

God, I hate it when this asshole speaks in the 3rd person

Sorry: EVERY

I’m not gonna tell you about the saddle shoes (I think) he’s wearing with no socks. That smell.

I have no idea what you mean!

1. My wife hates my freedom gas*