The guy was probably less burned than one of Trump’s steaks.

My wife always complains about my freedom gas too.

I’m sure this is already a sub-category on Pornhub.

Between this asshole, Ted Cruz, and the Trump kids, this administration is ruining beards for everyone else

Shut up, Tomato.

Shut up, Tomato

Man, Huckabee-Sanders looks as if she’s melting in that top picture.

Spongebob has the Big Demon Energy

Mud wrestling a pig?

It’s Tomatoface. Don’t engage.

Anyone want to make a bet about how many frenzied typos and exclamation points will show up in Trump’s unhinged NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION, WITCH-HUNT tweetstorm later today?

Ugh, I never thought I’d say this, but leave Brittney alone

Don’t even acknowledge. It’s the latest iteration of Tomatoface

Yeah, I could tell it was Tomato by the second sentence. He tries really hard nowadays, but he’s just pathetic.

I hope all of these disgusting jackals tear each other to pieces

In a somewhat odd moment at tonight’s AFT town hall, Biden tells a 10-year-old girl, ‘I’ll bet you’re as bright as you are good-looking,’” she tweeted. “He takes her over to the assembled reporters, then stands behind her and puts his hands on her shoulders while he’s talking.

The Jez community has always quietly allowed me to make my DadJokes and hopefully appreciates some of them

As a middle-aged dude, it’s more like Legally Bald

“Thomas characterized both abortion and birth control as part of the eugenics agenda.”

But it’s the BEST shit!