Trump talking about himself in the third person makes me furious. You’d think someone as fat as Trump is would be physically incapable of repeatedly kissing his own ass, but here we are

C’mo, if those two crazy kids can’t make it work, then what chance do the rest of us have?

Ironic, considering nobody at Fox News exhibits any real personality.

Democratic debates are gonna be straight out of a Marx Brothers movie

You’re a bad and dumb troll Tomato. You’re the toast of what or where, pray tell?

“Buttchug”

Interesting. When I’ve eaten Chips Ahoy cookies an unexpectedly solicited ingredient gets inside me

“A must read, Andy McCarthy’s column today, “Dirty dealings of dirt devils who concocted Trump-Russia probe.”

This should be the only response to any of Baracka’s posts

I would like to have dinner at your house if this actually happened

Pft. I flipped off three people today alone on my way to work

He slapped DonJ so hard, junior fell down, in front of his friends.

“dad” is a mush-brained lunatic who allegedly slapped his own son for not wearing a suit in college. 

Can you imagine the kid’s reactions when they were visited by these two stiffs? A haughty churchbitch and a barely cognizant failed model.

Horseshit. I’m almost 50 years old and if you wanted to go to a particular school or camp, public/private, religious or secular, registration paperwork required that the kid was up to date on vaccinations.

[it] was a devastating blow to Paris and people around the world who care about history.

But again, what the hell do I know?

It’s usually a wash with me for state/fed taxes, But surprisingly, I saw a refund. It seems I’m the only person in my office who got one and everyone else paid more. It’s really ridiculous how many people are getting screwed by this.