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This list is fascinating. No Louis CK? Chapelle’s “Sticks and Stones” doesn’t make the list? No Bill Burr? Bill Hicks doesn’t hit the stratospheric heights of Paula Poundstone or Hannah Gadsby? Jesus, Jim Jefferies gun control bit, in spite of being the most widely shared, memed piece of comedy from anyone who isn’t

Am I just really old or do writers not have anything to say about video games anymore? I remember being blown away by an article that presented MGS2 as the epitome of post-modernism. 10,000 riveting words, and I hung on every sentence. How Portal was the feminist inversion of a first person shooter was also mind

Wasn’t she an unkillable badass with a cattle prod alongside Wesker’s super merc/prime time wrestler son in RE6? The one that got vilified? The one that was unfavorably compared to the original RE4 in countless reviews? I mean the snowmobile section was bullshit, but I loved them together. You have to at least wonder

The passive voice in this article is *chef kiss* exquisite! Like Sisi has no idea how this dumpster fire started she’s just reporting the facts ... while holding a can of gasoline and casually snapping her zippo open and closed.

Jesus. I literally thought I was the only one! I noped straight out of the sequel when the creator said something to the effect of “This one is going to be dark!” Fuck that. I played that first game all the way through twice and most of it was so traumatic I blacked it out even after the second playthrough. No way I’m

I still find it perplexing that it is apparently Rowling’s tweets that ruined the franchise ... rather than the mediocrity of the writing. Chamber of Secrets (book AND movie) is generally used as an object lesson in what not to do when plotting a story. The deus ex machina/phoenix saves the day ending is basically

Yeah I’m old but ... Jenny Agutter in Logan’s Run and Helen Mirren in Excalibur ... and Jenny Agutter in An American Werewolf in London left a lifelong impression on me. 

No love for Way of the Househusband or Food Wars? I need to check out the volleyball one that I can’t spell without going back through the list, because I LOVED Kuroko’s Basketball and I’m told that Blue Lock is awesome. I’m also still working my through Thermae Roma Novae because it’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever

This probably explains a bunch of bad relationships I’ve been in, in real life, better than a $300 an hour shrink.

Kaiden? Seriously? This article sent me into a tizzy. It made me start thinking “Did I purposely play Fem-Shep specifically to romance Garrus because Garrus is somehow designed to REALLY appeal to straight men? Because I was fucking Garrus no matter what. His voice. The way he’s always there when you feel like shit.

“A good faith discussion”? Seriously? You’ve been trashing this game to hell for 18 fucking months. Let’s not even get into the unbelievably naïve calls to divest profits from the game from the actual IP holder. A game that Rowling’s assistant’s assistant probably deals with. A game that Rowling probably can’t

It feels like dogshit takes drive user engagement. There’s no way John and Sisi are doing this blind. On the bright side Nathan still doesn’t work here I suppose.

Conratulations on writing on the easiest, least interesting possible take on a show that is frankly mind blowing. You didn’t want to even mention that the show is literal rip off of about three Harry Potter movies and that nobody who has seen it could possibly give a fuck about that fact?

I can never even tell if the author believes the positions they take. I do know that there is more engagement in the comments when Sisi trashes every game because they are all racially insensitive. The thing is, the articles don’t even change. It’s the same article every time. I mean it’s marginally more palatable

Holy crap! I was just complaining that I must have been the only person who saw that. God that movie was amazing. My faith in the internet is restored.

Wrong Bad Boys on the list. Bad Boys 2 is ludicrous. Ong-Bak is good but my guess is that you didn’t see The Protector with that insane tracking shot where Tony Jaa climbs up a bunch of floors beating the shit out of everyone in the building all in one take, leading to the best line ever delivered in an action movie

I went for some deep cuts. Wolfenstein 2 for $7 and Sleeping Dogs for $4.

Going after “soft conservatives” is always what Democrats do directly before a crushing defeat. It never, ever, ever works. But every election cycle it’s always what we hear from Aaron Sorkin democrats (the ones still living in the previous century.)

On the opioid epidemic ravaging the mid-west …

Yup. The Closer simply wasn’t funny.