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This is gold!!!

Huh. I would have imagined it was cancelled because of the plodding, meandering pace that made the episodes feel days long. In the comics Yorrick was always an idiot but I’m not sure I was actively hoping he’d die before the first comic book ended. And did Hero really need a tacked on, unbelievably clumsy and pointless

A killer mission statement and two consecutive articles that are thoughtful, fascinating, intelligent and all about how we connect to the narrative inherent in video games?

I got this game months ago.

Fuck it. I’ll do it. But I’m not doing it for free. If you can pay that chode Dr.Seuss you can pay me.

Yeah fuck these guys.

Just showed this trailer to my daughter and she is JACKED about playing this game!!!!

None of you are even going to infer that Nathan’s obsessive commentary on cam girls is embarrassing as fuck?

Jesus.

Which writer that worked here wrote that review of one of the movies? You know the one. The review that will outlast however many seasons or movies they make of this dumpster fire.

Jesus. This comment section is a fucking dumpster fire.

Not just that. If Sasha Grey is on Twitch why the fuck are we not getting articles about Sasha Grey.

Super creepy. None of them look old enough to order a drink at a bar. 

The least creepy Twitch article you’ve written this year was the 5000 words you devoted to Mia Malkova’s ass.

God you rule!

I know lots of cops. They’re dumber than shit. Alcoholics. High off their asses on Xanax (which does wonderful things to the temper,) and anabolic steroid use that suggests they all want to be WWE. And fucking terrified of American citizens at a level that makes them unqualified to tend fucking bar. Even at a fancy

To get a job writing he’s already waaaaaay too qualified to get a job as a cop.

Alrighty then! I mostly spend my time here shitting on Nathan for his underage girl fetish buuuut you sir clearly have some skills! Now write something about a videogame that slaps and I’m yours. just like I was Stephen’s, Kirk’s, Jason’s, Owen’s (does anybody remember just how hard Owen’s writing about sports

Ka Mai already made the major point but it wasn’t just the plot, the design was ludicrous. The uber villain, that I literally have no memory of, was a pushover at a level I haven’t ever seen before in major release.

I swear to God I was just about to post the exact same fucking comment. Exact.