Hail to the almighty Market!

In 11 days, my family is going to drop me off for a week long trip. After 17 years of marriage and 2 kids, I cannot believe that I am going to be alone for that long. I don’t have to worry about what anyone else wants to eat, who needs to pee, kids picking at each other, etc. It is going to be a vacation from my whole…

Speaking as someone who has been married for 15 years and has two kids, let me just say that traveling to a beautiful vacation spot where I can stare off into space for a week sounds like fucking bliss I say, bliss!

1- I’m just imagining him holding a small plant pot in front of his face, and thinking to himself ‘This is fucking brilliant’ /self high-five.

The dispute is ongoing, as ARod is insisting the money be donated to a charity he founded, The Human Fund.

I’m just assuming “Florida” in the absence of any other information.

I always wanted to do that as a kid, but never had the balls to go through with it (also, lazy). Kyle lived my dream.

Bigger question: why was there a plastic dumpster on the front lawn?

So this 11-year old was evidently in diapers and also lighting shit on fire. I think we have a serial killer on our hands here.

Haha, obviously you have never worked in the auto service industry. I had a doctor with a 750 that would only replace tires once they wouldn’t hold air. A doctor. There are a lot of stupid, irrational and crazy people in the world. Most everyone here has a car, which means at somepoint they will come into the shop.

I think a LOT of bears are going to have a good time this weekend.

100% he was just trying to impress the blond ballgirl, right?

Thank you! Looks like weather gods are in DCM’s favor this weekend because the forecast is rainy and mild, so of course this is the one year I won’t be DCMing. I am fated to DCM only when I can break out in heat rash and develop a really ripe, hideous b.o. and then run into an ex right when I’ve reached peak sweat.…

Call me drastic but isn’t the normal response to this situation to want to chop his dick off? Or at least Carrie Underwood style personal property destruction? I’m not saying you would/should act on those feelings but as someone that has been blindsided by a long distance cheater I can speak from experience that my…

what? It looks NOTHING like a proper batman costume. TOTALLY INACCURATE!

Indeed, it is a “legal thing” (is that Latin?).

Hi! Jorts/Shants Enthusiast Kevin Smith here.

I thought for sure this was going to end with the buddy in the drunk wife.