Thanks for sharing!

Lovely! When you say emulsify, do you mean casually with a whisk, or full-on with a blender?

I’m thinking about what could possibly be going through her head, and really trying to figure out where her heart is, too, and I keep coming up with this hunch that she really was trying to be, I dunno, true to herself somehow...? Or at least she never meant to hurt anyone, in fact quite the opposite...? It has my…

It’s not about diminishing her responsibility by claiming mental illness, it’s about understanding her motives and responsibility without burning her at the stake. All this fucking hatred directed at her doesn’t do anything. Show some restraint and wait for the story to develop before eviscerating the perpetrator.

If you know it’s there. Again, not something I would look up.

Pasta suggestion: Don’t go for your typical macaroni, instead try CAVATAPPI. They tend to hold the sauce a heck of a lot better and when cooked well have a nice bounce to them due to their corkscrew form.

Kilts are really heavy and about knee length. Is your uncle flashing everyone or announcing that he’s not wearing any underwear?

I was thinking Megan Mullaly but I think your Patricia Clarkson suggestion won me over.

Haha, fuck you too! :D

I live in a city with a toddler and a baby. The stroller is just so convenient. Our almost-three-year-old wants to walk everywhere. But then any trip takes an hour because he stops to look at the flowers down the street, inspects each fire hydrant, takes a break outside the neighbor’s house, decides to walk backwards…

I don’t understand what’s wrong with the beach. Olympians play volleyball there!

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

Science is great. But where do you see an actual experiment where there is proof of one over the other? Show me something like this, and I can get behind it. Otherwise, your argument is just an opinion.

That’s not really even my point though (for the record, I was a decent high school quiz bowl player - best in my county, serviceable but not a star outside of it - and didn’t play in college because of drinking and video games). I would be annoyed by that phrasing even if I had no prayer of knowing some of the…

“College quizbowl is a game you don’t know, played by people you don’t know, who know lots of things you don’t know (sorry).“ Is it petty of me to say that I cannot stand this trope in writing? It’s so needlessly belittling.

This could be an add for Suburu. “Don’t worry if your car gets a little messed up, everyone will just think you’re a dirty hippy. Or a geologist.”

There’s just something about working in school administration that not only sucks away any ability to use common sense or seek reasonable solutions, it also sucks away any ability to think “Hmmm, maybe, just maybe, this might look bad to someone reading about it in a newspaper or on the web.”

There are a lot of meaningless lists posted on this website, and almost all of them are wrong. But this list is some extremely good shit. This list is accurate. Everything about this list is good. Good list, Albert.

Real candles or GTFO.