So wait, are you saying that all white people are racist no matter what? And not just racist, but “confederate flag” loving racist? Wow.

I’m a feminist and anyone who body shames any women should be killed.

Nerd.

So... we can all agree that this man is obviously going to die in the slavering jaws of a brown bear named Luther, correct? Good, good.

I want to say that you guys are fools for doing such crazy shit in pursuit of a picture, but this sounds way too awesome for me to poo-poo it.

You! Tell me which game has an Adam West Batman skin right now so I can make them shut up and take my money. I must have it at any cost.

I would normally agree with you. However, I attended a CLE last year on this topic, and apparently the case law comes down on the side of not censuring attorneys unless they actually do the deed themselves. I think it’s along the same lines as an investigator being allowed to pretend to be someone else over the phone,…

I used to drive an old 96 Chevy Blazer. One morning, I was going to my car so I could go to work when I saw that people had “parked me in,” meaning that a car parked in front of me touching my bumper, and another car parked behind me touching my bumper so that I couldn’t leave. I was on the verge of losing the job,…

Thanks for this awesome update! I needed something to clean my eyes out after “accidentally” reading the story on Jezebel about the pregnant chick trying to bone another pregnant chick. Whew! much better now.

*Sigh.*

When did Seth Myers start doing this bit with Maureen O’Dowd?

Nah, I’m gonna see it; I liked the first one. Of course, I am a 39-year-old white dude, so... Maybe it’s generational? I don’t really get the level of hatred that some people have for certain performers. When I was younger, if there was something I didn’t like, I wouldn’t watch it. Nowadays, however, it seems like…

Nah, he still looks like a shit. His dad probably nudged him from behind and made him give it away. Boston sucks.

She is The Worst.

Thumbs up for the avatar name. Is New York ready for the Del Closer ultra-marathon?

So... she’s The Worst, right?

Yeah, no one gets a six-tiered engagement cake. Except for Jennifer Aniston, who knows damn well that it’s the closest she’s getting to a real wedding... wait a minute - is this the guy?

God damn, it’s hard to be in your early 20’s and in love these days. Should we be thanking God for social media for letting her know, or cursing it for allowing so many “long distance relationships” to spring up where once two people would have just gracefully parted? If you live in separate countries, and you’re not…

I totally agree. A lot of people were saying in a thread on Gawker a few months ago that they would totally lie during jury selection just so they could sneak onto Djokar Sarnev’s jury and refuse to consider the death penalty, as a political statement. They were obviously not taking into account the possibility of a…

Actually, speaking as someone who used to do extra work from time to time, the good stuff gets eaten pretty quickly. The stuff that goes uneaten is the crappy quinoa salad and the green bean casserole. If you’re going to mooch the food, please stick to the stuff that sucks. For the extras, who are usually not well…