Come on, man. That stuff is for the crew and the extras. They work hard (sort of) for their money. You just took a piece of dry-ass chicken paillard out of their impoverished hands! But fuck the P.A. who acts like you’re trespassing on the sidewalk. He can starve.

As a fellow fat guy, I’m with you. People kinda don’t know how badly made and ill-fitting fat-guy-sized clothes are; combine that with the fact that clothes shopping is a little bit of a bummer when most of the stuff in the store doesn’t come in your size, and you wind up with an explanation for why I wear cargo…

Chris Kluwe can kick you apart.

You’re doing God’s work here in thew comments this week, Rom Romberts. The Bishop will light the candle for you.

Yeah, as a lawyer, I’m pretty sure that it’s not illegal for most people to use a fake account to friend request someone and then use the data. Lawyer’s can’t do it, though - it’s malpractice. They can, however, hire an investigator to do it and use whatever the investigator can find out that way as evidence at trial.

Lawyers in New York State are not allowed to make up a fake account in order to friend request you under false pretenses, but investigators can, and the lawyer can use whatever the investigator finds in Court. Not sure about corporations re:hiring practices, though. It’s probably not criminal. Everyone should stop…

Yeah, too many people use their personal Facebook pages for their businesses too, and as a result are way too quick to accept any friend request.

Great article. I used to be an attorney who worked for insurance companies litigating claims, and it is, indeed, shocking to see what people will do when they think no one is watching. I have personally seen potential multi-million dollar awards vanish just because of ten or twenty seconds of footage of the victim…

Isn’t this kind of special goodbye meant to be written by someone we’ve heard of?

Schmuck.

That is the moustache that launched a thousand Williamsburgs.

They need to roll out some GameStop demo kiosks ASAP.

Yeah, the law is full of logical fallacies and invented truths.

It’s a legal thing. Legal insanity is basically saying that something either external or internal came over you so suddenly that you were literally not capable of forming anything resembling intent, and therefore cannot be held responsible for the crime. It doesn’t mean “crazy.” Crazy people go to jail all the time.

Don’t binge-watch FNL - it’s meant to be savored slowly, like a tall cold beer, consumed languidly while sitting on an Igloo cooler and staring at the horizon of your tiny West Texas town. At dusk. Possibly while wearing a flannel shirt. God damn, I miss that show.

Oh my God. I was just “Stephen A.”’d over robot sex. I need a shower.

Yeah, that really seemed to be where this was heading. Maybe I’m just jaded from watching last night’s episode of Game of Thrones.

No... the study wasn't about how they fare in the justice system, it was about how they are never subjected to it in the first place. A lot of athletes are accused of a crime AND NOT CHARGED. There are a lot of reasons why that is, beyond access to high-priced lawyers. These guys are frequently not even properly…

Less Vice Principle Bone; more Assistant Superintendent Leopold.

Car guys enjoy saying NISMO almost as much as they love saying MOPAR.