I generally give it a hard whisking, but either is ok as long as they incorporate. The emulsification is pretty important to the marinade, though, as you want to be sure that the acids are distributed evenly and actually hitting the meat, which otherwise will just be chilling out in some infused olive oil, so if you…

I’m guessing that this is an insecurity thing that happened when her family adopted four black children. Maybe she felt a need to compete for attention? Not an excuse, just an observation. Of course, she was 30 years old, so maybe a little late for winning your parents’ approval. Also, the underlying article talks…

Here’s the marinade I use. As mentioned in your article, because this is high in acids, three to four hours is the max for marinating time. This works really well to give steak a Tuscan kind of flavor, but mellowed. Great with sirloin.

Yes and yes.

Those cakes are pretty! I love the latticed icing.

Seriously! It amazes me how many people come to weddings and bitch bitch bitch about how they’re not being fed enough, or given enough alcohol, or how the Band won’t honor their requests for “Save The Horse Ride The Cowboy.” It’s not your day, assholes! And Uncle Russ, so help me God, if you show up to one more of…

Cake smearing?! NO. My day is ruined. No to cake smearing!

My wife and I were not informed by our venue that the bottom two layers of our cake were nothing but cardboard covered in icing. Apparently, what they served to our guests was actually sheet cake. Disappointing. Anyway, When we cut the cake, of course we went for the cardboard layer first. The manager came running…

Truer words have never been written.

Jesus Christ, this is the most unrepentantly smarmy entry into BCO ever. This column has been getting harder and harder to read as the posters have become more and more self righteous and disdainful to the entire human race. It has actually started to affect my ability to enjoy eating out, knowing that there's roughly…

It seems like Gawker Media is pushing this Adequate Man stuff pretty hard, but I don’t mind. I like Adequate Man. I aspire to be an Adequate Man. It’s actually the only feed on Gawker that I read every article from.

Just looked it up: possession of even a small amount in Texas can be 180 days in jail. Oh my God.

Wow, so getting caught smoking a joint in Texas is a life-ruining offense? Note to self: stay out of Texas.

This movie’s douchebag footprint was reduced by buying Cool credits from the guitar flamethrower guy from mad max fury road.

Then it’s working!

First of all, the dude literally ran right in front of the car right before it passed at high speed on sand. Second: he didn't get clipped; dude got wrecked. What an idiot.

I agree with you. Also, FWIW, Serious Eats’ little clickbait/sharebait article runs contrary to my personal experience having cooked literally thousands of steaks and other non-beef over the last two-and-a-half decades. If you cut a big steak immediately after pulling it off of the grill, a massive, massive amount of…

Another good one: make sure you’re cooking at the right temperature for the food you’re cooking. Chicken and beef should be on different parts of the grill, or on at different times! Also, don’t forget to preheat the grill for a few minutes to get a good sear on your food.

True, but from the other side, no one ever takes a dad seriously when it comes to major child-rearing decisions, and that hurts. Also, people sometimes see you at the playground and jump to the conclusion that you are a molester or something, because no man would be good enough to want to take his kid to the…

We have a Bob’s Revolution. It was about $400 new, and was a shower gift from my entire family. Living in New York City, it is a total sidewalk-hogging, elevator-scratching, trunk-filling monstrosity. It is also completely necessary. First of all, it’s made of steel, so when a crazy taxi driver hits your baby, your…