How was this car not named Honda Rousey?

Congratulations! You have created digital Duggars!

Jeez, can you imagine the awkwardness when Someone drafts Rob Gronkowski in a league that Rob Gronkowski is in? The irritating “you’re welcome” messages from Gronk on the boards must get tiring.

What about 90’s dude perms?

Not so, because there is something inherently different about “knowing your room” and not “knowing your room” that means that you are not going to whip it out in a place where it would be offensive. As for the fact that he whipped it out on set at NBC without permission, performative nudity, especially in a comedic…

Oh my God, this article is so smug and self-satisfied that it is almost enough to make me stop reading the Concourse forever. Is quiz bowl even open to real people, or do you have to have a combination of narcissism and Aspbergers syndrome to play? By the way, I reserve the same level of disdain for collegiate…

You are not wrong.

* Go to good/quick/cheap restaurant enough times so that they acknowledge you when you come in; resolve to never return.

It’s so true. Flawless minivan = low-risk white suburban family. Dented minivan = seventeen illegal immigrants with gang affiliation and cocaine hidden in door panel. I know, that sounds harsh, but I didn’t make the rules, so stop yelling at me.

Fucking Happy Uncle. Fuck him and his Firebird T Top. Fuck his Motley Crue and his wisdom. Fuck him in the ass. *Sigh.* I am so jealous of Happy Uncle.

Every time my wife takes our kid to New Jersey for the day to visit her sister, I swear to myself that I will go to the movies, or if it’s summer, watch an actual baseball game. Then they leave, and I just order a sandwich from the good place, consume it ravenously, and fall asleep until they get back. Then I’m even…

You have a great point. If they’re going to commit to the whole “no DH” thing, they should force an actual pitcher to hit once each time through the order. Although it is almost as fun to see a pinch hitter shit the bed as it is to see a pitcher blow a chance to score runs. That poor pinch hitter! Waited all day prove…

Jesus, from the thumbnail I thought this was a video of James Dolan’s band, J.D. and the Straight Shot.

Yeah, but... Bartolo Colon is reeeeeaaaaaallllyyy entertaining! Also, It’s fun for me to see the looks on the other players’ faces when a pitcher hits into a double play with the bases loaded and the game on the line. It’s just as awesome as it was in little league.

But then what will they play on all those TV channels I never watch?

Yeah, nothing quite like the “old white guy high five with grab” maneuver to show concentrated evil.

Or maybe send along a couple of these?

He runs like an angry dad trying to chase a neighbor’s shitting dog out of his yard. “Goddamnit Ferguson, this is that last time, do you hear me?! THE LAST TIME!!!”

How dare you, GlenBenetton? Her halter tops are magnificent. Also, everybody knows that it's her belly button that roams free and does murder. Always the belly button. Think about it! When was the last time you saw it? NEVER, that's when. Murder button is more like it.