True, but doing that and referring to your product/process as “bean-to-bar” is misleading and possibly also fraudulent.

Sure - and most eggs are full of disgusting antiobiotics and residues from dead chickens lying around the dead cubicles. Hence antiobiotic-free eggs from better conditions cost more.

People who pay more for the good stuff have a right for the label to match the contents.

The specious misdirection/false argument of…

Lindley is a Carrie Brownstein character.

Portland people gonna Portland.

Can we take a moment and break down this quote and the various ways in which it is HILARIOUS?

My grandma always had the Lilian Vernon catalog, and I spent a lot of time looking at it as well, planning my amazing adult life. One time I showed my grandmother a set of hot rollers. With these I could have perfectly feathered and bouncy hair, unlike the stick straight stuff I had. The hot rollers would be life…

wow, you really had to bring the claws out for this comment.

This is what we get for supporting the right to arm bears.

The worst has happened. Bears have declared war on Christmas. Someone call Stephen Col— oh. Right.

Well, I mean he is pretty much unbearable to humans.

I HAD THIS!

So Beckham balked at Ball, who was brandishing a baseball bat for Bene Benwikere? And Brad beckoned Beckham to back up from Ball’s bat?

It’s just you. You’re in an ABC family christmas movie in which you’ve switched lives with someone who only speaks Spanish (because you were rude to a Spanish speaker this morning when you passed them in the parking lot and said something moderately bad about immigrants). So now you only speak Spanish and you're going…

It’s like deja vu all over again. The same thing happened at Toys R Us back in the nineties when Dennis Rodman and Michael Jordan were on their way out of the store with some children’s toys, and were physically accosted by some beefy security guards.

this joke would have been funnier if it had been told 10 years ago

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.

Of course they thought he was a criminal. He plays for the Bengals.