“said New Hampshire could lose tourism dollars if women are wandering public places with their breasts uncovered.” Have any of these people ever been to a public beach in Europe?

I really think people should stop criticizing Sam Smith for what was a simple and understandable slip of the tongue. And I can say that with a little bit of gravitas as the first openly gay man on the internet.

WAKE UP SHEEEPPLLEEEE!!!!

“Jenner is a ‘secondary reality television personality’ who has received criticism from disability rights groups and African-American communities.”

Finally. If your religion prohibits any sight or incidental contact with women, maybe you should stay home. We certainly won't.

You know your diet it over-the-top redic when Yoko Ono is like “wtf man what a waste of time”.

Because the people saying “all lives matter” don’t actually believe that. “All lives matter” is another way of saying “stop paying attention to black people’s problems”.

How many times do people need to be told that the inherent implication behind black lives matter IS all lives matter?!?!

Oh, shit. This is the most I’ve ever liked Zuckerberg. That third paragraph is quite succinct and effective.

So Zuckerberg can react to racism within his company but he cant give Kanye a few million dollars!? /s

Randy has never sounded better.

TOUCH OF ASIAN BEAUTY IN THE FACE

I’m 6 weeks pregnant and so far the main symptom is tearing up at the drop of a hat. I held out till “a black president” and then LOST IT. Sobbing.

That is the president I voted for, of all the first families I have seen they are by far the classiest and the sweetest. ALSO MICHELLES DRESS OH MY GOD

Does the restaurant not have servers? Because unless the chef was serving them, this would hurt their server a lot more than it hurt him.

I love spying on my sister’s netflix watch list...HOW ELSE WOULD I LEARN THAT VANILLA ICE GOES AMISH IS ON NETFLIX?!

Netflix is already providing this health data analysis service for my family. We all share an account so they can call eachother to discuss whether or not I’m depressed based on the amount I’m watching. Helpful!!

The good news is no reputable employer would use this to fire a woman before she got pregnant. Oh, wait...

“Do you feel it appropriate for a 13-year-old girl to be exposed to the anatomy of a boy?”