A mean green tambourine?

I can’t! I will send you a message, though. You can find it in your filtered messages. I just discovered this, and found like 50 messages from strangers from 3 years ago when I was on. Most were very pleasant.

Oh! And since you probably have 100+ post-appearance friend requests, my initials are RS.

There you are! Ok, but I think I can only add you if you are already a friend. So random friend request sent from me, and if you accept then I will add you.

Hmm. There are a lot of people with your name on Facebook, so I am having a hard time finding you to add to the group. There’s a DC area contestants group as well, but it’s not as fun.

Are you in the Jeopardy! Contestants facebook group?

My coworker just mentioned she wasn’t sure if her son was going to be able to attend the march with his school now that the blizzard is coming.

Potomac. Ugh. I went to a birthday party there when I was a teenager. When my mom came to pick me up, the birthday girl’s mother wouldn’t let her in the house because she was wearing mom jeans and a sweatshirt. My mom could even see other moms inside, but they were all wearing fancy-ass designer clothes.

You mean merde.

Rush Limbaugh was fired from his first radio job because he insisted on playing “Under My Thumb” every day.

Your name inspired this gif:

I am trying to do my part and I know you will to.

I still can’t hold my pencil the right way, and I’m a pretty good artist.

I think you’re fantastic, Pinkham. I will be following you at Wonkette. Also, thanks for including my story in this bunch (Col. Sanders)!

Well I’m just fucking done.

Pinkham’s column on Kitchenette?!

That’s a look of painful constipation. The struggle is real.

NEITHER of them knew! I am still so completely blown away by this.

In what must be the most backwoods office in all of Annapolis.

I work near Bowie. Many of my coworkers live in Bowie. I brought this up at lunch, seeing as it was topical and local.