That’s a great story. Reminds me of how I hate listened to him and Hannity for years and would always be pissed off all the time.

“Ur so hott Will u go out w me”

Guys, I just wished Merry Christmas to a secular humanist and he cut my arm with a machete. Call 911.

It won’t matter when Obama suspends the Constitution and declares himself Indefinitely Appointed Lord Protector in his supposedly final SOTU coming up.

I’m here for that gif.

Funny thing is, I’m not even persuaded that the Clinton campaign needed something like this, which can feed into negative narratives about them playing unfairly.

Your reply is too rational for the Internet. Please report to 4chan for remedial training.

1) I’ll probably vote for Hillary Clinton for a number of reasons, even though I dig Bernie and what he’s doing for lefty politics.

On Thursday, the legislation passed, and now all models will be required to provide medical proof of their health, including their Body Mass Index

And JUST pizza. Like, no hoagies or salads or fries or anything else.

This looks awesome. Note: upon re-watching “Home Alone” with my son this year, he couldn’t believe how opulent the McCallisters’ home/neighborhood was — it’s a total time capsule of white, suburban ‘90s excess, including the casual option of flying 15 family members to Paris for the holidays. Kid-oriented movies and…

Is it weird that my sexual partner has waited all his life for this cinematic moment?

My Dad, brother and I will be watching Deadwood together. Those that doubt me, suck cock by choice!!

Yeah but if you burn all your skin off you might actually die.

OH MY GOD WHITE PEOPLE JUST BE PALE. THAT IS HORRIFYING. SIT IN THE SHADE PLEASE.

“Fargo” is an embarassment of riches this season - beautiful cinematography, fantastic acting, terrific writing. If it doesn’t win the Golden Globe, the voters are idiots.

Shes really been next level this season, Her Patrick Wilson and these 2 have really made this an all time great season of tv.

I am not a Ted Danson fan generally, but he’s just so grounded in Fargo. I just want to hug him in his scenes with his daughter and granddaughter, and he has a gravitas in his “official capacity” scenes I’ve never seen from him.

Her character build up and she does an amazing job bringing the crazy out. You have to watch. You'll love it.