I said last week that it sounded like she was reading the secret! I THINK SHE REALLY IS JUST READING THE GODDAMN SECRET!

Yeah, but one of those card givers used a minimum of 3 different colored pencils/markers/crayons to make that card for you, so that counts as 3 different cards because of the effort.

I see the YouTube clip is Mitchell & Webb (also something I need to check out), but the gifs are from Black Books.

He reminds me of this:

Ohhh... One of the bajillion shows I’ve been meaning to watch but haven’t started yet because they keeping making more shows.

What is this from?

Oof. I felt dirty starring that.

Sounds like military school didn’t fix any of his behavioral problems, either.

It was my first day working at a family-style restaurant in Poolesville, MD (which I believe has since closed down).

You mean there’s a cure for my microscopically?!

Biden has his moments, too:

She gave birth to twins five months after divorcing her first husband. They were fathered by her third husband but adopted by her second. Davis worked at the clerk’s office at the time of each divorce and has since remarried.

This kid looks positively jubilant. I say put your hypothetical future babies right through that business.

I was looking for this old comic where a woman is in a hospital bed, and she shouts, “Surprise! It was a watermelon all along!” I couldn’t find that comic.

I drove through part of Arkansas while evacuating from Katrina, and it was breathtakingly beautiful. I did not stop, however.

Happy to oblige.

I think she’s just saying that an optimistic attitude will bear positive results.

There’s a song I like with a lot of James Bond references in it, and one of the lyrics is “not stirred, but shaken.” For years I could only hear it as “Monster butt shaking.”

It’s even more impressive when you realize he was a Jew parading around a Catholic Boston neighborhood in that get up.