Brilliant! Apparently “kolatsche” is derived from the old Slavonic word for “circle,” which is particularly apropos because with “Kopenhagener”, we come full circle.

Phenomenal! Are there any Austrians out there who can tell us what they call said delicious treats?

I didn’t know there was so much Danish sperm. Now I’m questioning that icing on my pastry.

When he was a teenager, my dad got in trouble for impersonating a bishop. He found the outfit at a thrift store and was all, “no way am I NOT doing that!”

Just going to leave this here:

Fleming didn’t want Connery to be Bond because he thought Connery was too large and brutish. So Fleming may not be the best go-to in this argument, either.

I thought the same thing, although I think it’s endearing.

So THAT’S where the True Detective, Season 2 killer shops.

Pretty awesome giving the baby her last name.

Holy shit! Do you work in my office. No, that’s impossible. I’m the only one here who hates that bologna. Wait... are you me?

He’s possibly the most lovable character of any movie ever.

Betty bought a batch of butter, but the butter was too bitter about the babies being born here.

I was blinded by the white...

I want to be his prom date.