There was a Veronica Mars episode about this. Does anyone else remember that one?

People usually steal pitbulls and pitbull mixes for fighting.

There’s also the issue of it being part pit bull. Lots of areas have laws requiring pit bulls be put down. Some local ordinances only apply to purebred pit bulls, but others extend to pit bull mixes. This could be one of those places.

Whoa. I read through your whole post before I realized that wasn’t a picture of Weird Al. I was waiting for the Weird Al connection the whole time!

Guys, maybe Katie Couric really DID send that text, but then regretted it. Instead of fessing up, she got good friend Amy to pretend she did it as a prank and it was all her idea.

My favorite things are sleeping and chocolate. We are opposites.

Think of it as Japan’s answer to the slot machine.

Well, that’s a relief?

You’re not allowed to rape your livestock.

Wait, the state prison closes? Prisons close for holidays?

The scuff marks indicate that the carrier might have fallen off a moving vehicle. My thinking is that someone tried to strap the baby to a motorcycle and maybe didn’t know she fell off.

Nope.

Too bad you can’t go swimming in your fedora.

It’s called semantic satiation.

This was confusing to me because of menzes/menses.

Western Mass?

My boss told me yesterday he thought Hyattsville was in PA.

OH! Stormageddon’s dad!

When I was getting my degree, a professor of mine mentioned that curricula (primary school through college) were primarily centered around novels with male protagonists because girls didn’t mind reading about boys, but boys didn’t like to read about girls.