Why do you keep putting “her” in quotation marks?

Well, at least she didn’t spend her time arguing to keep Jackson on the $20 bill.

I had a dream last night that Aaron Paul was the Hamburglar, and I was like, “I knew it all along!”

No, that’s quite clear. I just thought you were specifically referring to the schoolgirls kidnapped from Chibok a year ago.

I thought these weren’t the girls kidnapped last year. These are other girls and women they have kidnapped.

I didn’t realize Lisa Bonet was married to Jason Momoa! You realize this means he married Denise in real life, and married Daenerys in TV life. So Denise, Daenerys... I think Dennis from It’s Always Sunny MUST be next.

Heh heh heh. “Rector”.

If you hate to say it, you probably shouldn’t fucking say it.

But Buttercup felt so much better after her oil change!

So many gif-able moments.

Am I still the only one who thinks Lilly Pulitzer and Lisa Frank are essentially the same?

This sounds pretty practical.

Not an option for me. I know this sounds completely bizarre, but I cannot be around emery boards. The sound is unbearable, like nails on chalkboards. I just cannot do it, and I wish I could.

That makes sense. I’m always overdoing the edges. Come to think of it, this is the same problem I have when making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. If I get the middle part covered, the edges will work themselves out.

Could someone just teach me how to put on nail polish without getting it all over the non-nail parts of my fingers?

But your local burrito bar is subject to health and safety standards already.

Here’s the thing about tipping your barista, or anybody who works at one of these counter service places. They aren’t paid the subhuman minimum wage that tipped servers are, but they are (usually) paid very close to minimum wage. At the end of a shift, when we divvy out the tip jar, a good day would give each of us an…

I always kind of conflated Lilly Pulitzer with Lisa Frank.

It’s really not an either/or situation. One can be concerned with both the potential health consequences of spacing births too closely together, as well as nutrition, infant mortality, and homicide. Nobody is ranking issues.