Tesla will not lose money on this model because it’ll never exist.

WHAT?

WHAT?

Headlights that turn on when the wipers are on. My 1999 Grand Cherokee had this feature and no cars I've owned since, though newer and nicer, have offered it. It's idiot proof.

What you did there, I observed it.

But a good way to get back on your feet is to miss two car payments.

We often focus on the literal meaning of our cars “saving our lives”. However only a few people think of the alternative way that these funny machines have influenced our lives, and indeed, saved them.

If only there was a way to make small engines work well in trucks. Oh wait. We’ve pretty much banned them...

As if most truck owners actually use it as a truck.

Cars and Java has been cancelled this week. Mustangs and Lava will take its place

may the Ford be with you.

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Not sure why Homer would be bleaching his own eyes. To him, that interior is basically normal flesh tone.

This is not going to go over well in this crowd.. (but I secretly agree)

Uh..?

So we meet again, my old nemesis.

Did no one read the instructions? That’s why it came with a little tiny plastic cup as well... it clips into the back side and catches condensation dripping through the weep hole.

This also applies to pretty much everything else. Brake calipers not torqued properly? Brake caliper falls off, fiery death. Suspension parts not torqued properly? Wheels can fall off or parts get loose and don’t do what they’re supposed to, fiery death.

Light bulb. A burnt out head light, tail light, turn signal, etc, is NOT difficult to fix.

I’m going to get philosophical here and suggest that there isn’t one specific part that is most important to learn how to fix. The most important part to fix on your vehicle is yourself and your attitude. If you were never taught to mend your own vehicle, it can be an intimidating prospect, and breaking that mindset…