And he wore a 3-piece burgundy suit with matching burgundy loafers and was driven in a burgundy limo...pretty much screams Douchemobile.

It’s like a Super Mario barrel that one-ups you to an even higher level of fuckery....Fuckity Fuck. He is defending Nazis! Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck.

Booo. Sorry you had an abusive relationship and very happy that your dog is better. Takes a sick and twisted person to harm an animal. There’s a special wing in hell for these people. Take care.

“we have outreach programs where employees of local DV shelters go into the schools and discuss domestic violence with elementary school aged kids.”

Can you imagine the forehead on that baby?

I came here to say something snarky about this vapid awful show but instead...I have a book recommendation. Read The Shark Club by Ann Kidd Taylor. Also takes place in a Gulf Coast town in Florida and is a great story about a girl who was bitten by a shark as a child and fascinated by sharks all her life that she…

Ha! My youngest actually saw this movie last night with her friends and their parents...she called to ask permission and I honestly had no idea what movie she was talking about., but figured the parents were taking them to a kid movie, and better them than me. I’d rather have bees in my hair than sit through this…

I’ve found most nuns to be very inspirational human beings. I just looked up more about the Nun’s beach and found an article:

I grew up having summer vacations at the Jersey Shore- Stone Harbor was where we spent our days before it became so fancy (our house had no air conditioning and we slept in hammocks-seriously.)

I came here to say that! I lived there for 5 years. Knew a few gyspy-like ladies a la Stevie Nicks (pretty damn cool ones) but you pretty much had to wear boots all year-round, stepping in vomit puddles, urine-soaked stairwells, and walking under balconies was a dangerous activity. Unless they change the chant to WE…

Several years ago, my dogs ate our tomatoes from the garden all summer long (we had to relocate them to the outside of the fence) and would leave little tomato carcasses all over the yard...which grew into more tomato plants for them to enjoy. Circle of life shit right there.

As someone who attended Penn State, I can confirm this is very true.

Yeah, my new baby pics were done on the day I was lucky to shower and actually get to wash my hair. One month in...I would have photoshopped thought bubbles of coffee instead of the floral arrangement as I was beyond exhausted.

At least he didn’t say that if he wasn’t his son, he would probably be dating him, like he said about Ivanka.

My son used to take the male barbie dolls and bend them in half to make fake guns out of them to play dolls with his sisters.

Presidential bathroom suite with golden showers and bathroom fixtures for those with very small hands....

Burpees tomatoes are heaven...you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten a Golden Mama.

My youngest child went to school wearing 2 different shoes this morning (at least they were on the right feet).

I had Underoos as a kid and would spin in circles to turn into WW. This was the best series.

I’m having flashbacks of the time my sister did the lift inside Kevin Barry’s in Savannah.