We went to an old-time movie theater in the Adirondacks a few years ago for the original Dirty Dancing movie with a local theater group acting out the key scenes in the movie. Baby was a bigger girl and the petite Johnny didn’t have the upper body strength to do “the lift” at the end....they tried several times, it…

I secretly wish this hole appears and then reveals itself tonight to be infested with zombie rats with a thirst for Made in China Ivanka Trump fashions...

He’s like glitter, the herpes of the craft world, that gets on everything and is impossible to get rid of.

Yup.

“As women, we feel this intense pressure to conform and fill our children’s lives in every way”

Buy some really good ear plugs. Seriously.

I do my meat fest on Halloween where we developed a weird tradition of hosting a block party happy hour for our neighborhood and serve innards and brains (spaghetti and meatballs and sausages). It’s morphed into an elaborate display of a body on a table with various cutouts in the shirt and legs to house different…

There are 3 dogs in the Puppy Bowl this year with special needs!

They need to bring some wasp spray and a tube sock full of rolls of quarters.

I’m more of a Jolly Green Giant kind of girl.

For money. She’s invested in her own charter religious schools so once she’s in power, she can funnel more federal dollars to her for-profit *schools*.

BREAKING NEWS. Scary clowns descend. What in the actual fuck is she wearing? I came here to comment on the bronzing fiasco on Melania but now see there are two clowns in the circus.

We own a house and found out soon after moving in that our next-door neighbor had a “noisy race car hobby” which meant starting up his ‘69 Corvettes and revving the engine on a regular basis, usually while I was putting the baby down for a nap.

Wouldn’t it be great to bury heavily bloodied maxi pads in neat little rows wit crosses for the VP Pence Fetus Garden at the White House?

Not standing for that shit for me will be raising my kids not to be assholes. They learn from what they see and hear. Sadly, some feed off of hate and fear-it’s a learned behavior passed on from bigot to future bigot.

Ours did. A woman was pushed in a wheelchair to the front of the line (there’s the lower voting machine for disabled voters) and another man on crutches was led to the front and we cleared a path for him to get right to the booth. Common decency still reigns here n PA.

And how these small-handed men don’t seem to be really grabbing much to make their point. They remind me of toddlers holding their weiners because they need to pee really bad.

What companies don’t have sexual harassment policies protecting employees? I’ve just started a new job and would rather have bees in my hair than listen to training sessions but ALL employees are required.