This man will not shut up or dribble.

I ... uh ... er ... San Dimas High School football rules!

Stupid babies need the most attention...

People’s resilience and ability to not be physically harmed by words is not a reason to perpetuate demeaning and hateful expressions, even if they’ve lost some of that ugliness over time. I get what you’re saying here (they’re only words, right?), but this concept of “people just shouldn’t take it the wrong way” is…

Different ladder. The first one was a stepladder but the one Charles pinwheels into is a 60-foot extension ladder.

So, is the ladder that Charles crashes into the same one that the bucket of paint fell off of, or is this a new ladder?

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

I’m gonna go with she didn’t have time to research her facts because she just watched her friends get blown away and her life was just changed forever.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

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Dude, Haynesworth isnt even ON the team anymore.

Tonight’s SOTU, in contrast, will be wrecked by the appearance of Brown Strawmen.

All of Trump’s Wives: He Cheats Like Hell.

Remarkably stupid comment, thank you.

Ultimately, blame Justinian and his court propagandists - the 476 date came out of the context of them laying the groundwork for his reconquest of the west in the 520s and 530s, especially a guy named Marcellinus comes. There’s an article on this by Brian Croke called something like “476: The Manufacture of a Turning…

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

Look at the dork-ass layup my man throws in after successfully pulling off that move.

“How do you know this?”