If the Seahawks do get blown up, it will definitely be an inside job utilizing a controlled explosion.

Candid shot after the race.

Please, ain’t nothin’ black below 106th Street these days. lol

They’re now 2-4601

“At least we’re not Det—oh...”

This is like a bizarro Martellus Bennett situation, where Harrison just wanted to play and the Steelers weren’t playing him. All these Steelers talking shit look really bad. I mean, you weren’t playing him, he wanted to play, you released him.

One out of three ain’t bad

Thank God somebody is listening to Cris Carter.

He erased his own legacy here

That explains this new stable

Due to poor clock management most of Scandinavia won’t get their presents until the 27th.

I’m more interested in his Value Over Replacement Dad ranking, as I think that’s a more accurate measurement.

But if he’s a Jay Cutler that cares, does he then cease to be a Jay Cutler at all?- Philosophy 101 Tony Dungy University

Because of reasons the writers could waste time making up but I’d rather they spent that time not catering to people who don’t know how to suspend their disbelief while watching a movie about space wizards with laser swords.

The league will be called Cool Tackle Entertainment.

Me Hate He.

Vince can expect the full support of the president. Backing failed ventures is what he’s best at.

The replies to Davis’s apolo-tweet are so twitter that no one should ever read them. From hoping out loud that he suffers a serious injury to claiming he has no history of bad hits to saying his reply proves he is “a man of class.” It’s like a village of idiots having a rake fight with a confederacy of dunces.

I feel like you missed the best one, where Poe Dameron, dashing space flyboy, pulls a mutiny on the cold and frigid new commander who’s obviously not as a good a choice as him in his own mind, and it turns out he’s the asshole, not the hero.

Also when hyperdrive kamikaze rendered basically every other form of space warfare obsolete