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The definition of a catch is like the definition of pornography: it only counts if James Brown is tweeting it out late at night.

Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

He’s black.

Really nice work here Drew. You might even say this joke was... called well.

Jesus. If that’s Innocent, I don’t want to see Guilty.

Well she is brilliant. Obviously a plagiarist with a time machine.

“Hurkka durkka murder rate” -you

oh man, this guy is going to be soooo pissed when he sees the new Zatarain’s logo

Saints fans keep this up and maybe the players will start wearing paper bags so they aren’t seen near these morons.

They had a Moore voter on the BBC earlier.

Doug Jones won.

/googles T.J. Yeats

As a disturbing aside, imagine what sex is like for him.

yup. Everything is just crystal now.

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

Eagles fans right now:

The only way the Eagles have a shot at a deep playoff run now is if they take drastic steps and bring aboard a player whose very presence might cause a huge distraction due to his off-the-field racial statements.

I am sure that Philadelphia already has a battery of ideas to throw at this scenario.

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.