I thought North Dakota tough was the process of dying from cancers related to oil spills

Of all the Cleveland Browns in the world, you’re the Cleveland Browniest.

Bah god, that’s Nick Foles’s music!

RIP Wentz’ mobility.

Why Your Knee Sucks

Man. It’s like I’m already watching the reboot of NYPD Blue.

“Green Bay owns the Browns.”

Everybody from the Deep South pretends like they’re descended from genteel benevolent plantation owners who treated their slaves so well that they didn’t want to stop being slaves, when in reality most of them are descended from degenerate convicts, serial debtors, and literal dirt farmers all too poor to have ever…

In honor of this sentiment let’s remember some Union military figures:

“gwab dem by da pussthy”

I think these women are saying they did Nazi this coming.

“ahh, I love me some anti semitism. Keep up the good work Rafi. Inshallah”

This is so stupid. Mostly because there is no upside at all. None.

During the few years between graduating college and moving out of my parents, if I got shithoused on a Saturday night and woke my parents up when I’d walk in at 3:00am, my dad would drag me out of bed the next morning to go 7:00am mass.

You can’t spell “bench your elite quarterback” without Eli.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

To blow a game you would first have to be in the lead/shot of winning, and 0-0 is about as close as it would be.

No, if you want to sound like a native of anywhere from Lake Superior to Montana, say Mni Sota Makoce. Your guide is to how completely non-native people mispronounce Dakota words.

Can’t really argue with this.

milk, cream and butter are in every white recipe. It goes without saying.