During the few years between graduating college and moving out of my parents, if I got shithoused on a Saturday night and woke my parents up when I’d walk in at 3:00am, my dad would drag me out of bed the next morning to go 7:00am mass.

You can’t spell “bench your elite quarterback” without Eli.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

To blow a game you would first have to be in the lead/shot of winning, and 0-0 is about as close as it would be.

No, if you want to sound like a native of anywhere from Lake Superior to Montana, say Mni Sota Makoce. Your guide is to how completely non-native people mispronounce Dakota words.

Unfortunately, there was no way to include the bread because of the cost of the elimination of the estate tax. Next time, be born an heir or heiress if you want bread, peasant.

I don’t know what Trump’s complaining about. It’s just locker room talk.

Can’t really argue with this.

milk, cream and butter are in every white recipe. It goes without saying.

Where the hell are any of the number of Packers owners who have been profiled on the Daily Caller?

I’ve been to Jacksonville once, where I, too, was blacked out.

At least Clevelanders will be able to watch the Jaguars’ first round home playoff game on TV, unlike residents of Jacksonville, where it will be blacked out.

He deserves a second chance guys. NFL is known for giving second chances, think of Michael Vick, Adrian Peterson, Colin Kae...::checks earpiece:: ...Ezekiel Elliott...

Took that brutal injury and still wrote the article about it. You are a true company man. Da real MVP.

I’m excited to see what stupid way the Vikes will manage to blow it. Missed gimme field goal? Turnover at the goalline? Roof of the stadium collapses?

Hundley showed real solidarity today and won Kaepernick his lawsuit.

Pretty decent list. Although, I wish you would’ve included Fatback for those of us who find pleasure in simplicity.

I’m willing to bet that Blake Shelton, smells like at least two of those meets on a consistent basis.

It’s actually a heartfelt message to his lover, Stan D.