#TeamDiagonal

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

They’d rather sign Wrangler Boy first, and he’s made of glass at this point.

What do you expect? It’s Mike McCartky for fucks sake. He might have had a backbone once, but he slathered it in KC Masterpiece and ate it.

Can you just imagine the absurd cavalcade of strokes the Cheeseheads would have if they signed Kap? The angioplasty rate in Wisconsin would skyrocket. The defibrillators would be ringing like the goddamn Anvil Chorus.

Would everyone please just calm down? Trump already met with the President of California a few days ago.

On days that end with “ber”

I was told there would be no math.

I mean Pop’s just saying what we are all thinking. 😎

But what else could it be about? Hopefully a shit ton of greys can explain this complex issue to me.

Really makes you think this backlash isn’t about respecting the country at all, doesn’t it?

The Aaron Rodgers Hit Was Legal, And That’s The Problem

The Cubs had to wait 108 years to win a World Series and John Lackey is going to make damn well sure everybody else has to wait 108 years as well.

I like Dan Jones. He has the Daniness of Dan Brown, but doesn’t skimp out on the Jonesiness of Alex Jones.

This isn’t nuts, it’s terrifying. These people are sheep, devoted to the ravings of a madman and incapable of contradictory thought. Holy fucking shit are we fucked.

Sure, you say all this but I heard from a lady on Twitter that actually the NFL’s response was good and smart and that the Commissioner was fair and handsome.

Making fun of burn victims is such no-brow humor.

Serves him right for wearing an Acetony Romo jersey