If he’d borrowed his brother’s medication, could could’ve been a defensive end.

He’s so tall, he can’t see the forest or the trees.

Glennon should have seen this benching coming.

Why are you worried about a player’s health and safety when there are still players out there disrespecting the flag in some vague fashion?

If you want the Costco cigarette availability conspiracy theory you’re gonna have to talk to my dad. Nothing strikes terror in the heart of man like a hirsute arab with a cart full of toiletpaper and milk shouting about the supply and demand economics of Dunhill cigarettes.

They don’t sell them at Costco?

Don’t discount the *Bad QB Report.

FTFY. ;)

Sean McDonough is one of my all-time favorite announcers across any sports, but...

Specifically, football leagues.

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

This is true. I like the crunchiness of raw vegetables. Roasted broccoli retains that. Point blouses

let us now marvel at this calamari salad from old warhorse China Grill

In fact, if you wrap a puppy in an American flag and put it on top of a pumpkin-spice gift certificate to Starbucks and tell a white woman you’re giving it to a soldier, she will spontaneously orgasm.

The women in that main image tho...

Popovich Pops Off On Piss-Poor POTUS

Alternate title: Golden Tate finds out Karma’s a bitch.

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

He looks like a Dothraki power bottom.