1+ caterpillar drive

One ping only, please.

Calm down, Megyn Kelly.

Lol, you’re a fucking idiot. Please don’t ever visit another voting booth, or reproduce. Thanks.

It’s one thing to be cynical about politics but movies? Movies are the one part of our society where artistic vision and the power of ideas take priority over the gross mercantile instincts of American capitalism.

Sadly he probably already forgot all about it.

“Now we’re just talking about optics instead of actual football.”

Thank you so much. I will absolutely do this and most definitely cry.

12 years was probably long enough to earn the title: *First Class* Petty Officer Dickhead...

Here’s to you Cassini, one of the realest spacecraft to ever float among the stars

The snap count would be anywhere from one to three (but never four, that would be too crazy).

obligatory

The mouth said “run it up their donkey”, but the eyes say “go outside and cut your own switch”

Well, 9/11 and the resultant wars, lies and incompetence changed me from a Rush Limbaugh dittohead to an Obama/Sanders voter, that’s for sure.

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

Hank 2 makes Hank 3 look like Hank 1.

the desegregated north side of richmond

Savage.

Shoot a lion in Africa and the whole world goes nuts. Slay a G.O.A.T. on national TV and no one bats an eyelash.

Ironically, Breitbart is blocked at my work because it isn’t on our whitelist.