Cut to Drew reading the comments.

This is quality, passive-aggressive shade. Well done.

Eh, they’ve owned the Jets for years now...

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Racism, mostly.

Calls for someone with a different opinion than you to be silenced...

I thought you were going to say “I knew it was going to be terrible and badly directed”

O man, from the headline I thought he was acting like a PLASTIC Army man in game.

Excuse me, but the leftist reporting on this incident makes me sick. Based on the reports I’ve read, this was obviously a choke slam, not a body slam.

“Simulated blumpkins”

You from Cleveland?

“We appreciate these rules changes and hope to partake in at least one or two of these so-called touchdown celebrations by the year 2021.” — L.A. Rams press release

Gonna post this photo every time you write about Rog.

Beast Rode

a bunch of aluminum cans stacked into a pyramid (Kelly Olynyk)

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

But the EMALS!

Both the FBI and the CIA have histories of institutional dysfunction going back to their foundings that suggest the healthiest approach would be to rip them apart and build new agencies from the ashes, because in my opinion we do need somebody to do the work those agencies do.

Still the best baseball Dog

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot