Popovich Pops Off On Piss-Poor POTUS

Alternate title: Golden Tate finds out Karma’s a bitch.

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

He looks like a Dothraki power bottom.

Calm down, Megyn Kelly.

Sadly he probably already forgot all about it.

“Now we’re just talking about optics instead of actual football.”

12 years was probably long enough to earn the title: *First Class* Petty Officer Dickhead...

The snap count would be anywhere from one to three (but never four, that would be too crazy).

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The mouth said “run it up their donkey”, but the eyes say “go outside and cut your own switch”

Well, 9/11 and the resultant wars, lies and incompetence changed me from a Rush Limbaugh dittohead to an Obama/Sanders voter, that’s for sure.

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

Hank 2 makes Hank 3 look like Hank 1.

the desegregated north side of richmond

Savage.

Shoot a lion in Africa and the whole world goes nuts. Slay a G.O.A.T. on national TV and no one bats an eyelash.

Tom: “And we’ll have a farm, with footballs, and rabbits, won’t we Bill?”

Ironically, Breitbart is blocked at my work because it isn’t on our whitelist.