“Local media tossed his salad with impunity.”

It’s fascinating that Aaron Rodgers himself wrote in to you this year.

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Llorenzo Llamas would have more sense than this.

This is the dumbest thing I will see on the internet today. Of COURSE the record means something. Yes, there are 21 other starters, but the quarterback is the most important position and, Dilfers aside, has the most to do with a team winning or losing games. Christ.

Wild card game against the Saints in 1970? The Saints went 2-11-1 that year. They were dreadful.

Did beat the Lions on that Dempsey kick, though. Hahahahahaha

Navy Vet here.

God bless every one of these protests and athletes.

You can’t spell “manslaughter” without “laughter,” can you?

Yeah, I’m the yellow fever fan above. I was living in Madison, WI when the Saints went to the Super Bowl. I cooked a big-ass feast for some friends; one of their friends, some shitheel from Mobile, Alabama looked at me when the final whistle blew and yelled “We did it!” and I had to tell him to shut the fuck up and…

“He took me to a Biloxi Oilbirds game!”

I was born in Biloxi and this sentence made me laugh out loud while at work.

Wait, this isn’t even against the rules?

The fuck is this, the NFL?

Yeah, joining the police force of a city is pretty much the least assimilating thing someone can do.

I’m a white man originally from Mississippi. Anyone who argues with the basic thrust of this article is, well, either stupid or lying. Or willfully ignorant, which is kind of a combination of the two.

“Durant is a big ol’ chicken who, seeing that he could neither defeat the Warriors nor surpass LeBron James individually, decided to punt on both challenges, and that both rendered the league more top-heavy than it had been and made this season feel like an empty formality, so the most fun possible thing would be for…

Sadist Dadaists? Sadadaists?

I wonder if they’re going to refund all the fine money they’ve assessed against players for the lasHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dude, there are plenty of bars in fuckin’ Madison, Wisconsin where you can run a tab. I moved here 14 years ago, and it’s the most astonishing thing I’ve ever seen. People here treat drinking like a sacrament, so they always pay up in the end.

As I noted below:

That weapon is pointed downrange. It’s in line with his body, and the right side of his body points downrange. Note that you don’t see a separate shadow on the ground from the weapon’s barrel. That’s because it’s not transverse across his body and this not pointing at anyone’s knee.

“Just 2000 meters left”

I’m looking at the people in my office and laughing at how many of these fat fucks couldn’t even walk two klicks.