Oh my god I never needed much of an incentive to put down Donna Haraway.

“We still have them, and nothing bad has happened yet!”

Gonna need confirmation from the spouse on that one, chief. 

And they told us that Neanderthals went extinct.

“In fact, let’s rank areas of the grocery store right now!”

1. Liquor aisle (your bullshit state may not allow this, but god bless the ones that do) 

Came here for Mystique; leaving satisfied.

“They’ll be mostly forgotten by history because losers don’t get to decide what gets remembered.”

You’d be surprised how much success people from Atlanta have had in this regard.

+1 Barbarossa

+1 tiny moustache.

....you do this every week?

Dear lord.

This is beautiful.

I sea what you did there.